Josh: I went out to the wilderness yesterday. I was out there for, like, five hours!
Me: Whoa. You musta been lookin' for answers.
Josh: All I found were cow pies, and a bunch of cows. Why, some of the cows rushed at me a little bit.
Me: I wouldn't worry about that. Somethin' tells me those cows are going to get it in the end.
Josh: They already smelled like BBQ.
Me: Mmmmmmmm
Josh: It was like a bovine freight-line! I was stalked by steak, it was a barrage of burgers! They were all up in my grill, instead of on it!!
Me: That may very well be the greatest text in history.










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People are like songs, it's true.
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"The headlights murdered my thoughts."
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People are like songs, it's true.
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Let me forget about today until tomorrow.
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Hope incubates in the warm loam of every armpit. --Tom Wolfe
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Well, Mr. Horse, what are your feelings about that fall?
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"Take me with a grain of salt."
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"Birds make their nests in circles, for theirs is the same religion as ours." Black Elk~ 1880, an Oglala Sioux.
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